# This is an automatically generated file.
# Hand-editing is not suggested.

$Vars{login}="InternetGoober";
$Vars{password}="peas";
$Vars{name}="Internet Goober";
$Vars{title}="";
$Vars{old_titles}="I used to work in the Doritos factory but I got fired.";
$Vars{employer}="Planters";
$Vars{job}="";
$Vars{work_email}="";
$Vars{home_email}="InternetGoober\@hotmail.com";
$Vars{home_phone}="";
$Vars{work_phone}="";
$Vars{other_phone}="My mobile is a 1974 Chevy Vega";
$Vars{urls}="URL?  Do you mean HURL?  Like when you drink a case?";
$Vars{address}="Down the road from the diner and make a left where Lew's used to be, over by the still.";
$Vars{location}="aga";
$Vars{birthdate}="I was too young to date";
$Vars{signon}="";
$Vars{nicknames}="Goob";
$Vars{personal}="I like to lie around and scratch myself";
$Vars{maj_min}="Never was in the army and never worked in a mine.";
$Vars{school}="Almost finished 8th grade";
$Vars{hobbies}="Shooting squirrels";
$Vars{bio}="Never you mind about my underwear.";
$Vars{personality}="Personally, I can only type with two\nfingers on this electric keyboard at\nmy Mama's house.  It won't catch on\nfire will it?";
$Vars{actoress}="That guy that looks like me on TV";
$Vars{books}="Electricity.  That book from the library\nstep van.  ";
$Vars{music}="The Kate Smith version of the Star\nSpangled Banner.  That's what I'm \nsinging in my picture.";
$Vars{movies}="Smokey and the Bandit";
$Vars{tv}="Dukes of Hazard";
$Vars{misc}="Beer and pie";
$Vars{unrecom}="Trying to make things with electricity before reading the book.  It hurt me.";
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