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$Vars{login}="nathanconnors";
$Vars{password}="minnesota";
$Vars{name}="Nate C.";
$Vars{title}="The Best Guitarist in The Evidents";
$Vars{old_titles}="Too many to list";
$Vars{employer}="University of Minnesota";
$Vars{job}="(the only guitarist in the Evidents)";
$Vars{work_email}="conn0234\@tc.umn.edu";
$Vars{home_email}="nathanconnors\@hotmail.com";
$Vars{home_phone}="why would I want to post that?";
$Vars{work_phone}="like I want MORE people harassing me at work";
$Vars{other_phone}="";
$Vars{urls}="I used to have a website till I stopped paying for it and they pulled it off - bastards!";
$Vars{address}="Minneapolis, MN";
$Vars{location}="aga";
$Vars{birthdate}="9-3-70";
$Vars{signon}="";
$Vars{nicknames}="Nate, Big Nate, Nate Dawg, Nater, Natester, Nate the Great, Thor, Dumbass";
$Vars{personal}="What else do you want to know?";
$Vars{maj_min}="Neuroscience";
$Vars{school}="Graduate Program in Neuroscience,\nUniversity of Minnesota";
$Vars{hobbies}="Mountain biking, backpacking, drinking.  Oh yeah, playing music";
$Vars{bio}="I'm a tall guy.  I'm 31 years old.  I play the guitar, therefore I am.  I'm married.  I'm smart but lazy.  Grew up on Cape Cod and lived in Boston for 12 years";
$Vars{personality}="Wiseass, low tolerance for dumbass posts, helpful when I want to be";
$Vars{actoress}="Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction (even though I'm white)";
$Vars{books}="I only have time to read stuff for school nowadays.  Last GOOD book I read was the Green Mile by Stephen King (before the movie came out).  I did read Bad As I Wanna Be by Dennis Rodman but that doesn't really count as a book.";
$Vars{music}="Original stuff by my band The Evidents.  We play mostly punk and hard rock.  If you have a minute, check us out on mp3.com.  I used play a lot of jam band shit (you know, hippie stuff).";
$Vars{movies}="Re-animator, the South Park movie, Wild Things, Sling Blade, Pulp Fiction, Traffic";
$Vars{tv}="Seinfeld reruns";
$Vars{misc}="Try Bell's Two-Hearted Ale.  Always buy gear used.  ";
$Vars{unrecom}="Getting too drunk to play before a gig.  Sticking your head right in front of your amp and turning it up to 10.";
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