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$Vars{login}="rjones652\@earthlink.net";
$Vars{password}="maxilla";
$Vars{name}="Randy Jones";
$Vars{title}="Dentist";
$Vars{old_titles}="Hwr/SW Engineer (EE Sim, PCB layout/sim)";
$Vars{employer}="Uh, combo...Public Health = Fed/State/Private \$";
$Vars{job}="Oral cavity reconstruction engineer";
$Vars{work_email}="";
$Vars{home_email}="rjones652\@earthlink.net";
$Vars{home_phone}="";
$Vars{work_phone}="";
$Vars{other_phone}="...sorry, for patients only...";
$Vars{urls}="";
$Vars{address}="Northwest Oregon";
$Vars{location}="";
$Vars{birthdate}="back in '58";
$Vars{signon}="";
$Vars{nicknames}="\"Hey you, turn that down\" comes to mind.\n";
$Vars{personal}="Also play (guitars), mandolin, violin,\nmisc bluegrass insts, flute, guo-jung, \ntrombone (ok, that was middle-school),\nmarimba, a bit of keyboards...none of\nthem overly well.\n\nI smoke the best salmon on the West Coast, IMHO...forget that \"humble\" part.\n\nMy dog is a corgi, and she'll rip your\nankles off if you tell her she's short.\n...She got that from me...";
$Vars{maj_min}="EE, Biology, DMD";
$Vars{school}="OHSU, PSU, UofO, PCC, Linfield College\n  (NW alphabet soup)";
$Vars{hobbies}="music (doh!) \nkilling salmonids\n  (I prefer the \"monofilament tug-o-war\n   followed by blunt-force-trauma-to-the-cranium method)\nwoodwork\nLuthier (well....do lap-steel's count?)\nRebuild old amps/cabs when time permits.\n";
$Vars{bio}="Did the \"bleeding edge of technology\" \nthing in the late 70's thru 90's.\nMade: O-scopes/penploters, Pipe organs,\nsome of the first AED's (\"Diagnosing\nDefibrillators\"), then busted butt for\nalmost 12 years in the CAE industry \nmaking hardware modelers,code-compiling\ncompute-engines, and SW design tools\nfor full custom IC design and routers,\nPCB tools (rules-based hand-routers,\ntransmission-line analyzers [on-the-fly\ncrap so the EE's could understand why\ntheir boards would burp at 200+ Mhz]\nand the regular autorouter stuff).\n\n\"Been there, done that\" led me to\nDental school (longer story). Now I'm\nworking in mouths. \n\nOh...I grew up in a quiet college town,\nexcept for my high school years spent\nin the literal \"Lumber Capitol of the\nWorld\", Roseburg Oregon...where I\ngained an intolerance for the intolerant.";
$Vars{personality}="Actually, I don't mind answering simple\nquestions...at least they're honest.\n\nBuffoons? That's another issue.\n  Strawmen, ad hominem, slippery slopes\n  and other flakey tactics deserve to\n  to be flamed mercilessly.\n\n...all attempts at humor are GREAT,\nas long as no one gets hurt!\n\nI'm long winded (obviously), and I've\ngot no problem with similar posts...\nShort, poorly aimed, dogma-laced\nsnipe-posts are totally without merit.\n\n...geez, after reading all this, I sound\nlike a real sour, intolerant bastard.\n...and I'm told I'm not really that way at all...\nGotta ask my doc about adjusting the\nmeds again ;-)\n";
$Vars{actoress}="Sorry...my kinda ugly doesn't work in Hollywood";
$Vars{books}="Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery: Peterson\n\n   ( well...you asked...)";
$Vars{music}="\"For those who've gone clear\", Jerry Douglas\n\n\"Purple Haze\", JH\n\n\"Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring\", Bach\n\n...working on the McLaughlin/Shakti\nlicks, but they're still not recognizable.";
$Vars{movies}="None, too busy";
$Vars{tv}="(Oh puleeeze)\n\nMST3k re-runs (EtOH req'd)\n\n";
$Vars{misc}="Silvertone amps. \nSingle coil pickups.\nTube overdrive pedals.\nCircuit designs that last half a century.\nStandby switches.\n\nMaking your own instruments.\n\nEhlers acoustic guitars (if you don't\nmake your own...you gotta give one a try)\n\nMid-life-Crisis at 38 (get on with life)\n\nGrow your own chili's.\n\nCan your own pickles.\n\nOnly kill what you can eat.\nOnly cut what you will re-plant.\nKnow when to stop doing either.\n\nbrush/floss; helps prevent dentures.\n\nOh, and count the prongs on the cord \nof that vintage PA before you step up\nto the mike...prevents \"amatuer defibrillation\" attempts.";
$Vars{unrecom}="Being a mouthpiece for *any* political\ndogma or group....it's sooo sub-human.\n\nSpending more on an amp than you earned\nthat day at work.\n\nDating silicone-based lifeforms.\n   (that's NOT a typo)";
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