AGA Profile Listing

Employer:	Planters
Former jobs:	I used to work in the Doritos factory but I got fired.
Mobile, Pager, etc:	My mobile is a 1974 Chevy Vega
URL[s]:	URL? Do you mean HURL? Like when you drink a case?
Address[es]:	Down the road from the diner and make a left where Lew's used to be, over by the still.
Birth date:	I was too young to date
Nickname[s]:	Goob
Major/minor:	Never was in the army and never worked in a mine.
School info:	Almost finished 8th grade
Hobbies:	Shooting squirrels
Brief (?) bio:	Never you mind about my underwear.
Personality type (may help avoid flames):	Personally, I can only type with two fingers on this electric keyboard at my Mama's house. It won't catch on fire will it?
Other personal info:	I like to lie around and scratch myself
Actor/Actress to play you if they made a movie of your life?:	That guy that looks like me on TV
Best books recently read:	Electricity. That book from the library step van.
Tunes most frequently playing lately:	The Kate Smith version of the Star Spangled Banner. That's what I'm singing in my picture.
Best movies recently watched:	Smokey and the Bandit
Recommended TV shows:	Dukes of Hazard
Miscellaneous recommendations:	Beer and pie
Things you don't recommend:	Trying to make things with electricity before reading the book. It hurt me.

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